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đúng lắm bà con 
December 11, 2003, 06:23 PM
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[b]YOU ARE VIETNAMESE IF...[/b]
[color=Maroon]01. You've got to have fish sauce with every meal.
02. You spend so much time in topless, bikini coffee shops and in “Quan Nhauâ€...
03. You don't get “Phoâ€, you will die sooner or later
04. You and your family care about Education and at least you guys try to do something about it.
05. Someone in your family is in Nails/ Hair/Taxis/Fishing business or in clothing business.
06. You drive a brand new Lexus or Acura or Toyota 4Runner
[b]07. You carry a big box of instant noodle in your car trunk.[/b]
08. You shop at 99c stores, flea markets, K-Mart, Costco, Ross and Marshall
[b]09. You have banana, chili or all kind of veggies in your backyard.[/b] heheeheh it 's very true .
10. You add more rooms to rent for extra income.
11. Your favorite beer is Heineken
12. Your favorite speakers are JBL and Bose
13. Most of you guys have a Karaoke system and a big screen Sony in your family room.
[b]14. You never think of traveling on First Class in your life.[/b]
15. Your Mom has special taste about jewelry & real estate
16. Someone in your family is on some kind of welfare
[b]17. You prefer using cash rather than check or credit card.[/b] 
[b]18. You care about politics but do nothing about it.[/b]
19. You hate being mixed with other Asian guys
20. You don't like to have a Vietnamese look.
21. You don't like other Vietnamese guys either.
22. You are not afraid of black people or any kind of people.
23. You can make more money with less time and effort than other Asian guys.[/color]
[b]YOU ARE JAPANESE IF...[/b]
01. You're obsessed with your hair, your car, and your clothes
02. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males);
or you want to marry a white guy (females).
03. You are extremely polite and acting innocent.
04. Your feet look funny in the way you walk.
05. You're afraid of black people.
06. You think you are superior to all other Asians.
[b]YOU ARE CHINESE IF..[/b].
[color=Navy]01. You think you're the smartest people in the world.
02. You have a pager and cellular phone with you at all time.
[b]03. You and 2 other guys talking, people think you are fighting.
04. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice.[/b] [ Heheheheh I like these two ]
05. Dim Sum is your breakfast
06. Noodle is your dinner
07. You don't like eating FISH
08. Most members in your family wearing denture at young age.
09. Your most favorite color is RED
10. You're afraid of black people.
11. You think you are superior to all other Asians.[/color]
[b]YOU ARE CAMBODIAN IF...[/b]
[color=Brown]01. Your family has a Donut shop
02. You eat smelly perished cat fish
03. You know well about some sort of invisible spirit and power.
04. You are good at cursing people to make them sick or die.[/color]
[b]YOU ARE FILIPINO IF...[/b]
[color=Blue]01. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have day
job as a nurse, a security guard, a dishwasher, a waiter/waitress or an accountant.
02. You keep telling everyone that a member of your family back home is a politician.
03. You brought lots of dried fishes when coming back from vacation in Philippines.
04. You like wearing GOLD on your ear, neck, hands and fingers.
[b]05. At least one member of your family is a nurse.[/b]
06. Your sister or daughter marries a U.S military serviceman.
07. There are 20 people sharing rooms in your home.
[b]08. You have at least 2 FULL-TIME jobs.[/b]
09. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black.
10. You don't care if you are superior or not to all other Asians[/color]
[b]YOU ARE INDIAN IF...[/b]
[color=Purple]01. Your uncle is some kind of Doctor
02. Your brothers and you are some kind of Computer Engineer
03. Your Mom and Pop own a motel, Seven Eleven or Gas Station.
04. You hate to spend money.[/color]
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