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Stupid questions with the smart answers [Xem 522 lần]
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Stupid questions with the smart answers 
November 21, 2003, 04:21 PM
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RT : May I hold your hand?
NT : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
NT : Say you love me! Say you love me!
RT : You love me...
NT : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
RT : Sure, what's your phone number??
NT : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
RT : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
NT : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
RT : Don't you ever want to improve??
RT : I love you and I could die for you!
NT : How soon??
RT : I would go to the end of the world for you!
NT : Yes, but would you stay there??
 
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Re:Stupid questions with the smart answers
November 21, 2003, 04:27 PM
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EW : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
BN : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
CB : You remind me of the sea.
NN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
CB : NO, because you make me sick.
VN : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
ML : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
BN : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Bé tà i ?
BT : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
NT "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
RT : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
EW : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Bình : "The moon".
EW : "Why?"
Bình : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
SK : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
DT : " CB ".
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